Every day you gotta wake up and be yourself even if you suck, especially if you...– Patrick Stump (via m0rdred )
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
I get it. I'm not that important to you.
andyballsac: how much do you want to bet in 2012 there will be a tour titled “end of the world tour”
suchnaughtythings: CLAP IF YOU GOTTA TICKET TO THE END OF THE WORLD WORLD WORLD WORLD OH (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ OH (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ (・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ
When someone asks "Don't you have friends off of...
relatives: any boyfriends?
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
yulemeandeveryonewenoel: Happy Holidays You Bastard [uncensored] (live on a different spin) - Mark Hoppus ft. Ben Folds
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
mom: what do you want for christmas
me: you can't give me what i want
mom: but what do you want?
mom: i'll give you anything
me: a band member
gothcum: my sentences are not complete without omg lol idk