December 2011
Every day you gotta wake up and be yourself even if you suck, especially if you...
– Patrick Stump (via m0rdred
)
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
I get it. I'm not that important to you.
andyballsac:
how much do you want to bet in 2012 there will be a tour titled “end of the world tour”
suchnaughtythings:
CLAP IF YOU GOTTA TICKET TO THE END OF THE WORLD WORLD WORLD WORLD OH
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OH
(・◡・ノ)ノ (・◡・ノ)ノ (・◡・ノ)ノ (・◡・ノ)ノ (・◡・ノ)ノ (・◡・ノ)ノ (・◡・ノ)ノ
When someone asks "Don't you have friends off of...
releaseintotheuniverse:
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
yulemeandeveryonewenoel:
Happy Holidays You Bastard [uncensored] (live on a different spin) - Mark Hoppus ft. Ben Folds
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
mom: what do you want for christmas
me: you can't give me what i want
mom: but what do you want?
me:
mom: i'll give you anything
me: a band member
mom: what?
me: what?
gothcum:
my sentences are not complete without
omg
lol
idk